The Hallway Smells Like Ass Guitar Tabs by Misc Your Songs

 This is a song made up by Merk Keller
 
  Intro
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 4----------------------------
 5-3--2----------3--2---------
 6-1--0--X-X-X---1--0--X-X-X--

  Intro part two
               P.M.-----          P.m.---------
 1----------------------------------------------
 2---------------------------------------------- 
 3----------------------------------------------
 4--3--3-3--2--2-2-2-2-2--3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-
 5--3--3-3--2--2-2-2-2-2--3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-
 6--1--1-1--0--0-0-0-0-0--1-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-

 VERSE P.m. throughout
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 4---------------------------13-13-13-14-14-X-X---
 5------------------------------------------------
 6--11--X-X--11--11--X-X-X-X----------------------

 Chorus same for outro
 1--0-0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1-1-1-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-
 2--0-0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1-1-1-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-
 3--1-1-1-1-1-2-2-2-2-2-2-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-
 4--2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-
 5--2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-
 6--0-0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1-1-1-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-

  that's the song. its kind of dumb, but remember
 when youre playing it that merk keller could 
 be a gay ass monkey on heroin.
 peace out to my homies 
 later....