This is pretty close, you have to alter the tuning on this, the solo's best when
played by two people or one man and a monkey. At no account must you ever play this
while eating a sandwich!!!!
E---------------------------------------------------------|
A---------------------------------------------------------|
E-----------5---------------------------------------------|
B----7-7----4---------------------------------------------|
D----8-8----6--4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------6---------2-2-2-2-0-0|
C#---5-5------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-|
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----------------------12-12-13----------------------------
-------------9-11-10----------14-15-14--------------------
-------7-9-8---------------------------12-9-8-------------
-5-6-7-----------------------------------------4-2-1------
Ladies and Gents...
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2-----2-------2--2-----2--2-2-2-2---2-2---2---2---2---2-2-
--3-4---2-1-0-----3--2---2--------2-----1---0---2--3---1--
-4-----0-------0-----------0---1-------------1-------4----
...in light of recent events...
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3----4---------5-----------7-----------1------------4----3
2-6-----15-------8------2-----0-0-4--2----2-----9-----5---
0-2--3-------4------11-----7--0-0---0--3----3-----3-----3-
-------12-------0-----------------------------3-----------
...we present to you...
chorus
-9--------------------------------------------------------
-8--------------------------------------------------------
-7--------------------------------------------------------
-6-------------4-4--4--4--4-4--4-4--4--4-4-4-4---4--4-4---
-4-------4--4-4-2---4---2--4------6----2-----7-------8--9-
-2--------4---6----7------8------------------9----------12
You may need to play this one with a large stick!!!
...The Great egg. Wahoo!...
repeat verse x2
solo
You may need to retune your guitar to play this easier but other
wise it goes like this...
12b14----------------------13-12-14a12--------------------
-------------------14b22-------------14--15-12------------
----------6--------------13--------------------8h12p17----
------6--------------------------10-----------------------
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Artist: Eccentric Pornstars
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